1. People Suck.
2. Never apologise.
3. Never volunteer.
4. Never work any harder than you have to.
5. Never trust a smile.
6. There is NO rule 6.
7. When in doubt, lie.
8. Fantasy is always better than reality.
9. Rules are there to be kicked at.
You just need to know when.
Batffleck
"Fanboys are a superstitious, cowardly lot"
Cobra Commander Library and Museum opens in Dallas
Mickey Rourke to play Gareth Thomas in biopic
Latest superhero movie project goes into production under working title "Fuck it, May as Well"
DANIEL CRAIG
Now in American
Side-quels the new prequels, declares Hollywood
Every new movie to be set in the same universe as, but not a direct prequel to, some other movie
FRANK MILLER SPEAKS
On the DC reboot: "America is at war against a ruthless enemy". On Sin City 2: "Maybe, between bouts of self-pity and all the other tasty tidbits of narcissism you've been served up in your sheltered, comfy little worlds, you've heard terms like al-Qaeda and Islamicism". On the male menopause: "DEATH TO ALL GODDAMN MUSLIMS!"
BRUCE CAMPBELL IN A KILT
That is all
No God but Andorian God
Can you really picture Bradley Cooper doing this? Cos I fucking can't.
Martian Manhunter kills time during uneventful Watchtower shift
Hollywood impressed with Season 8 comics, movie remake script: calls for means to ruin Buffy in 4-dimensions
Anyone else tempted to snatch Wonder Woman's wallet?
"In Crap 3D, In CG Skin...
And Yes, That's Kyle Rayner's Ring"
Cancellation of awful spin-off from awful SF series "crime against humanity" say online losers.
DC Comics commemorates 75 years of Batman, Superman and also some other characters
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Tekken movie made for some reason
At least we can enjoy speculating how this design might be subtly modified for the porn parody
Sam Worthington to play Dan Dare, Quatermain, Dracula
Buck Rogers, Sgt. Rock, Tarzan, Hamlet, Captain Hook, Scrooge, Doctor Jekyll, Phillip Marlowe, Jesus, Captain Nemo, Jack Ryan, Lassie, Satan, King Arthur, Hercule Poirot, Frankenstein, the Scarlett Pimpernel, Julius Caesar, Fu Manchu, the Lone Ranger, Jack the Ripper, Arnold Schwarzenegger...
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
...With the Titanium Laser? I think not! Tsk, damn cosplayers always get one detail wrong
MEMO- Next Saturday
Don't forget!! Catch Doctor Who!! Then torture Doctor Who. Then kill Doctor Who
Pre-publicity campaign for "Jesus Christ: The First Avenger" begins in earnest
Education Secretary promises sweeping classroom discipline reforms
Living history, my friends
Challengers to the Leia Slave Girl bikini crowd? Seems some sort of gladiatorial combat is in order
Robert Downey, Jr. strenuously denies classic Loony Toons short, "Deduce, You Say?" provided basis for his portrayal of Sherlock Holmes
At last! Just what I need to go with my 'Power Punch MIKE LOGAN' and 'Aerial Attack REY CURTIS'
Trekkies, lame record-setting stunts, PR and Western pop culture in general wholly justified their existence when Alex Sim-Wise dressed up as Dr. Crusher
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