Revelations from Star Trek Into Darkness

J.J. Abrams' hotly anticipated Star Trek sequel finally opens this month. Among the thrills fans can expect from Into Darkness:

• Klingons speak in hilarious parodic hip-hop lingo; "this looks like a cool place to kick it!"
• Extended cameo by Kal Penn as strangely mellow alien ambassador escorted by Sulu
• Controversial lens flares from first film replaced with relentless, Star Wars-style screen wipes
• Benedict Cumberbatch's character John Harrison revealed to be cockney actor hired by film's true villain, Janice Lester
• Chekov killed moments after donning red uniform, in one of many whimsical references to classic Star Trek sure to delight fans
• Original Series character Richard Daystrom played by actress Grace Park
• One, mercifully brief scene of Simon Pegg in kilt
• Android crewmember representing product sponsorship deal with Android operating system 
• Andrew W.K.'s "Party Hard" played during chase scene
• More reaction shots. Many, many more.
• Keenser turns out to be Khan