Online Ephemera #2: One of those inescapable 'fill in the blanks' About Me thingies.

Hi, my name is: Thomas Joshua Michael Davies Templeton Holt
Never in my life have I been: All right
High school: Destroyed me.
When I’m nervous: I fall to pieces, one way or the other.
The last song I listened to was: By The Mavericks, tragically. Must listen to something better soon, in case I die suddenly.
My hair is: The bane of my life. Well, in the top 5, anyway.
When I was 5: I was better looking.
Last Christmas: Was the most anticlimactic yet.
I should be: Educated...Earning...A boyfriend. I mean, take your pick.
By this time next year: I hope to God I have my own place to live.
I have a hard time understanding: Human beings. Cliche, but there it is.

Take my advice: Question everything.
The thing I want to buy: Freedom from money worries and also some Wagon Wheels.
If you visited the place I was born: You probably wouldn't be smiling, what with it being a hospital.
I plan to visit: Algernon's grave.

If you spent the night at my house: Chances are you'd be sleeping in my bed. Make of that what you will.
I’d stop my wedding if: The vicar had a visible hard-on. Think about it.
The world could do without: Human beings. Cliche, but there it is.
Most recent thing I’ve bought myself: Some comics. Also lunch.
Most recent thing someone else bought me: A book called "Student Grub". 99p in The Works.
In the morning I: May or may not get out of bed/ shower/ eat/ dress/ switch my computer off.

Last night I was: Talking to a friend in the US.
There’s this guy I know who: Works down the chip shop, swears he's the leader of an international terrorist organistion. And once met Elvis.
If I was an animal I’d be: Enjoying a much more active and exciting sex life.
A better name for me would be: Dominic, mebbe.

Tomorrow I am: Orange. I am green today.
Tonight I am: Wanking and crying, you happy?!
My birthday is: 28th of February.